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Mo's
Snow Cam 2005 - 2006
Home
of the Official Canadian Snow Gauge
4 Cases High
June 26 -
Silver Falls
And look at the cute little bear crossing
Tremblay Road! I tried zooming in on him, but missed.
June 11, Hillary
and Devan took a walk to the Falls
June 1st - I
took this one out front. 
Marty sent me this one................... The End of
the Rainbow!!
The Ice is off the lakes! An early Year, that's for
sure! The fishermen are happy about that!
Poker Joke
Q: How do you get a Poker Player off
your porch?
A: Pay him for the
Pizza!
(Hee heee..... that joke kills
me!)
April 18th -
Yahoooo! JP_Wawa had a nice win last night. He won the $200 entry for this
game on Monday & made it to the money!
But first place was the $12,000 entry to the WSOP in Vegas in July!!! (Oh
so close)
Ahhh....... Ice Fishing in July!
lol!
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!
March 31st
Just got back from a fun filled visit to
the Soaring Eagle Casino in Mount Pleasant! We took lots of money from
THAT casino! John only put in a few hours at the Poker Table and was
nicknamed - "The Silent Assassin" lol!!!
Here's a pic of the Silent Assassin
in the Lone Star with our Bud Bucket. 4 Buds for $8.00! Sweet! 
Bathtub Island isn't an Island of snow
anymore! 
My Brother Sent me this - Some poor fellow
is up in Fort MacMurray working, and his "Buddies" spent a LOT of
money erecting this sign on his front lawn.
The hand of the cowboy is illuminated and goes back and forth
slapping............................ lmao!!!
Hee hee......... another good one
from Rob - 
Marty Sent me this one
- Hilarious! - Why Athletes Can't Have
Real Jobs
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1000 or 1500 yards, whichever comes first."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl." Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996 : "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." (This one is clever.)
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
Look how
cute! A White Black Bear? Photos taken near Gordon WI
A Table-Top Trail just waiting for riders!
TONS of snow!!
Rob sent me a funny
one - 
My buddy in Kentucky sent
me this wall mural in a NYC Men's restroom. Designed by an all women
company - Edge Designs
(5th case of beer was on but taken off after the meltdown)
Doug sent a funny
one!! 
Dad sent this -
lol!
A husband goes home and says to his wife, "Do you know what GST stands for?"
She said "No."
He said "It means Good Sex Tonight."
She said "oh really."
He said, "Yeah really, what are my chances?"
She said "About 7%."
Watch out for Mushrooms on the Magpie! These happen as the water is
drained throughout the winter.
Bathtub Island - Just an Island of
snow with a tree sticking out of it.
Feb 23rd - Oh
my! Working on the 5th case?? Where was all this snow in December and
January? We sure don't need it now.
Feb
22nd - The Coors Light is buried!
On February 10th police were called to a residence on Klondike Street,
Wawa, regarding a break and enter. The complainant informed police that he had been out of town from Thursday through to Sunday. When he arrived home he noticed the rear door facing the back yard from the garage was open. Snow had blown into the room. There were footprints from the back yard fence to the door that was left open. He indicated that the only thing that seemed to be missing were a few bottles of beer.
Only in Canada eh? lol!
Wow! Only 5 more months and I'll be able to swim at Sandy Beach
again!! But who's counting?
We enjoyed a few cold ones with Nathan and Bob (from
Ohio).
Oh man! Check out this awesome
haircut!!! 
LOL!
Feb 10th -
All the loops are opened. All the trails are
groomed. I'll post if anything changes. 
This is my rendition of posting about "Trail Reports" now.
lol! 
Jan
26th - Time for a ride! 
Sweeeeeeeeeet
The XXX is officially buried!!! 
We had a GREAT
time in Dubreuilville! We met up with Crazy B & Chris.
They introduced us to Kim (Lady K) and Jeff - they are moderators for
snowmobileworld.com &
avid Sledders. We met the owners of the Heritage Inn, Khan and Sandy,
for the first time!
Dubreuilville is the Friendliest
town!! You know it when the Mayor / President of the Snowmobile Club, Big
Reg, made a point of stopping in to meet us!!!
Here's Crazy B, Reg & Chris,
Oh my! He's popular with the ladies!!
Here's Mark from JM Marine. 
He's taken over the old Guays Shop!!
The gang was sorry that they didn't get to meet the Groomer Guy - he was out
Grooming Trail 7. They met up with a groomer on the F trail earlier in the
day and asked if the driver was The Groomer Guy. He said "No.
I'm the Other Guy". lol!!
Sheesh - it's still
melting! 
Check
out this Beautiful Albino Deer Fawn!!
It's SNOWING!! In our 22 years
together, this is the first New Years Eve that we don't have to WORK!!
Whooo Hooooo! It's Party Time!
Dec 30th - 
Wow! It's COLD out there!!
LOL Hutch! Good One! -
NEWFOUNDLAND 911
"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. How may I help you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's hiding drugs
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted
open every piece of wood, but found no drugs. They swore at Mike, he swore
at
them, and then they left.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, buddy."
No change in snow depth, but there's
snow in the forecast. The Groomers have been out packing, but need
more snow to attempt packing the rugged trails.
Big Yikes on Wawa Lake.....
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape
lol Mom! Thanks
for the joke of the day!
| LIVING WILL
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and
he says to her:
"Just so you know,
I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some
machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife gets up and unplugs the TV. |
A funny one from my brother Rob.
Another "Not My Job" Award Winner. 
Nov 24th - Wow!
Check out our Water Falls! Reminds me of the Minerva Terraces in
Yellowstone!
the coolest Fridge Magnet Ever!!!
lmao! Indian
Yoga VS Irish Yoga! 
Bonfire and Beerz....... nothin better!
Marty and Gundi sent
me this pumpkin. Too funny!
Let's bury the Blue!
November 1st
- We are now CLOSED
Mo turning off the Motel Sign for the first
time in 6 years. |
John and Michaela having some Shut-Down
drinks |
Whoo Hooo! A new boat launch on the
Magpie Reservoir! |
Oct 22nd
- I love this Poker Joke! I had
to share it with you!
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, John
upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Sue followed
and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by Sue's boldness, John courageously admitted that, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a second or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that
since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house at 2 p.m. the following Friday.
When Friday came around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! |
October 12th - I
took a walk to our Waterfalls this Morning
October 9th
- Ken Reece
was out in
Washington & Oregon - taking unbelievable
pictures again! Check them out!
OUCH! Marilyne sent me these pics of
John's brother, Ian - a few beers and a MEGA Nail Gun, just don't mix!!
Remember Folks -
"Don't Drink and Build" lol!
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?".
She replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says, "Wow! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party? The one that I had sex with on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with a celery stalk?"
She frowned and said, "No, I'm your son's Math teacher." |
September 7
- Mike Abbott sent me a picture of his Piggy Bank after he bought gas
today. lol!
Hey! Someone wrote a poem about Scott the Snow Freak!
THE "SNOW
FREAK" CREATURE
There's a new type of creature emerging on earth,
I'll describe him to you for whatever it's worth;
He ventures straight northward... that's what I'm told;
He rejoices in weather that's terribly cold.
He leaves the warm fireside, the green grass and trees;
Climbs on a Polaris with 800cc's
The machine comes to life, he is ready to go,
But he can't... he's in Ohio... there is no sign of snow;
For the past eight months he's been wearing a suit,
That is covered in zippers from parka to boot;
Gloves...a helmet...a mask on his head,
"My God," say the ladies, "must you wear that to bed?"
Then it finally happens, the ground has turned white,
He's on his machine and he roars out of sight;
On the lake he'll crouch down, on a corner he'll lean,
And they tell me his blood is now pure gasoline;
He looks like he's praying as onward he flies,
Is it monster or man? All we see are his eyes;
By day he climbs mountains when it's twenty below,
By night he's intoxicated...thanks to John & Mo;
By what demon possessed is the new breed of man?
Who finds joy in a snowstorm like no human can?
But what happens in summer when snows are not there?
Is he out on the porch in an old rocking chair?
No... He's inside the house for the whole world to see,
Sitting there on his snowmobile, yelling Whooooopie !!!
August 23rd
- Hey Look! John's latest project! He got rid of the
Eye Sore of a back deck!!!
Tah Dah!! Now to order truck loads of fill........
Aug 22nd
- Marty Sloan sent me this -
The New German
Pope added some changes to Mass (I think I might start going to
church! lol!)
August 19th
- I thought this was
hilarious! New words needed in the dictionary ~
Knack-nicker
: that is a person who takes all the teabags and sugar packages and complimentary
shampoo etc from hotel rooms. Two synonyms were
Artful lodger and Kleptomariott.
lol!
August 7th
- Got away from the
Ball and Chain and went for a swim at 6 PM today. Had the beach
to myself! World Class Swimming at Sandy Beach!
Ken
Reece was out in Alberta - taking awesome pictures again! Check
them out!
LOL!
Spaceman sent me this Quote of the Day - too funny, and just a bit too
true! lmao!
"Some
people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still
bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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