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Mo's
Snow Cam 2005 - 2006
Home of the
Official Canadian Snow Gauge
June 26 -
Silver Falls
And look at the cute little bear crossing
Tremblay Road! I tried zooming in on him, but missed.
And check out our new sign! (The wind
blew out the old one. DOH!)
June 11, Hillary
and Devan took a walk to the Falls
June 1st - I
took this one out front.
Marty sent me this one................... The End of
the Rainbow!!
The Ice is off the lakes! An early Year, that's for
sure! The fishermen are happy about that!

Poker Joke
Q: How do you get a Poker Player off
your porch?
A: Pay him for the
Pizza!
(Hee heee..... that joke kills
me!)
April 18th -
Yahoooo! JP_Wawa had a nice win last night. He won the $200 entry for this
game on Monday & made it to the money!
But first place was the $12,000 entry to the WSOP in Vegas in July!!! (Oh
so close)
Ahhh....... Ice Fishing in July!
lol!
Edgar Mueller sent this Street Painting
that he and his colleague did in a mall Street Art in Taipei for Johnnie
Walker, to Shirley at the Mohawk in Massey. Shirley passed it onto
me. It's amazing!

April 16th - the Northern
Lights Falls
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!
April 14, 06 - Time to drink the Snow Gauge!
Sheesh - April 8th and the Snow Gauge is still
standing!
While working on my new page, I
found a nice pic of the Sir James Dunn Open pit mine in the Badlands.
Dave Garland rode in it in March
I'm working on a new page for the site - a
"What to do in Wawa" page. It's in
the early stages, I have LOTS of work to do on it. Right now I only have
things to do for the Highway Travelers that are passing through.
March 31st
Rain Rain Rain!! All you sledders that stayed home
should be partying tonight! You saved lots of time and money by watching
the weather
forecast
March
30th - The Wawa Trail System is CLOSED

We are seeing a pattern now. The Canadian Snow Gauge is quite consistent!
They start grooming and building ice bridges after the 2nd case - the case
of Canadian, is buried. The trails close once the case of Canadian
becomes visible.
So now, no one can ever ask me what DATE
the trails open or close. Just gotta watch the Snow Gauge!
I hope everyone had
a GREAT season! It was a short one - a warm one. Even though
we are closed in the winters, I'm happy to keep the Snow Cam going for
you. Thanks to all of you that emailed your appreciation!
2006 - Trails are Opened |
2005 - Trails Closed March 31 |

2004 - Trails Closed March 31 |
March 29 - The
Wawa / Dubreuilville
Trail Systems are OPENED.. When looking at the Weather
forecasts, it's inevitable that the trails will be deteriorating each
day.
big difference from last Wednesday
March 27th -
It's going fast!
  
Just got back from a fun filled visit to
the Soaring Eagle Casino in Mount Pleasant! We took lots of money from
THAT casino! John only put in a few hours at the Poker Table and was
nicknamed - "The Silent Assassin" lol!!!
Here's a pic of the Silent Assassin in the
Lone Star with our Bud Bucket. 4 Buds for $8.00! Wow!
Bathtub Island isn't an Island of snow
anymore! 
My Brother Sent me this - Some poor fellow
is up in Fort MacMurray working, and his "Buddies" spent a LOT of
money erecting this sign on his front lawn.
The hand of the cowboy is illuminated and goes back and forth
slapping............................ lmao!!!
Hee hee......... another good one
from Rob - 
Still 3 cases of Beer Buried!! The snow level that we had Jan
25th!
Tons of snow that isn't going anywhere!! Flurries in the forecast.
Marty Sent me this one - Hilarious! - Why
Athletes Can't Have Real Jobs
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1000 or 1500 yards, whichever comes first."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl." Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996 : "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." (This one is clever.)
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
There's still a ton of snow!!
Look how cute! A White Black
Bear? Photos taken near Gordon WI

A Table-Top Trail just waiting for riders!
For Trail conditions and
weather forecasts, just use my Weather road and Trail
Condition link. I noticed that the Soo has stopped grooming.
They are always a few temps higher than us, and they didn't get the snow that
hammered Wawa. I wouldn't recommend the Soo - to Halfway Haven
trail. Better off trailering up to Wawa.
TONS of snow!!
March 14th -
Wow Sledders!! The snow and cold is here! The Clubs are GROOMING
again!!
Brown Eyes wasn't impressed with the latest snowfall!
lol!
7 PM - The snow has stopped for a bit. Time to shovel
out the Hot Tub!! Wawa reported 9 centimetres in just two hours.. And 15
centimetres in 5 hours.. (2.54 centimeters in an inch)
Wow! 3 PM and it's a BLIZZARD
out there. The snow isn't accumulating on the Snow Gauge - it's too
windy. But it's really coming down! The highways should be closing
soon.
The Colorado Low is heading our way. (It's the storm that hit Missouri
yesterday) Winter storm watch is still in effect.
March 12, 06 - a Winter
Storm Watch is in effect for the area.

Black Trout is opening up quickly. (It's always the first to go)
March 11 -
Wow! 9C 47F! Gorgeous Day for a wee ride! We
headed up to the 3/7 intersection. The trail was fabulous! It
softened up on the way back though. And get this - an ATV was on the trail
for a few miles and rutted it out?? What the??
OK, I took the "Bad Luck Blue"
off the Snow cam! Still lots of snow!
Spring riding is
here. Remember, any trail on a plowed road is gone now. Sandy Beach
Road is nasty. Avoid that section of trail while in Wawa.
Rob sent me a funny one - 
My buddy in Kentucky sent
me this wall mural in a NYC Men's restroom. Designed by an all women
company - Edge Designs

| 2005
- the trails closed March 31st |
| 2004
- the trails closed March 31st |
But the Coors Light is still buried right
now, so you've got lots of snow...
Had a couple of inches of snow last night!
Doug sent a funny
one!! 
Dad sent this -
lol!
A husband goes home and says to his wife, "Do you know what GST stands for?"
She said "No."
He said "It means Good Sex Tonight."
She said "oh really."
He said, "Yeah really, what are my chances?"
She said "About 7%."
The snow is settling a bit.
Wayne and the guys
Watch out for Mushrooms on the Magpie! These happen as the water is
drained throughout the winter.
I

Hey Rob, check out this pic of Bathtub Island
I took yesterday. (Driving back from the Soo) Just an Island of snow with a tree sticking out of it.

Feb 23rd - Oh
my! Working on the 5th case?? Where was all this snow in December and
January? We sure don't need it now.
Feb
22nd - Wow! Snow snow snow!! Halfway Haven got 2 feet
of snow in 24 hours........ and it just keeps on snowing! I Put
the 5th case of beer on the Canadian Snow Gauge!!
Last year, I put a case of Budweiser on
when the Coors light was buried. But the snow melted like crazy! We
called it the "Bad Luck Bud" and took it off. It stopped melting
once we took the Bud off. Whew!

Feb 22nd -
The Coors Light is buried!
On February 10th police were called to a residence on Klondike Street,
Wawa, regarding a break and enter. The complainant informed police that he had been out of town from Thursday through to Sunday. When he arrived home he noticed the rear door facing the back yard from the garage was open. Snow had blown into the room. There were footprints from the back yard fence to the door that was left open. He indicated that the only thing that seemed to be missing were a few bottles of beer.
Only in Canada eh? lol!
Feb 17th -
Wawa Lake and Sandy Beach Lake Superior
Wow! Only 5 more months and I'll be able to swim at Sandy Beach
again!! But who's counting?
We enjoyed a few cold ones with Nathan and Bob (from
Ohio). What a great set up they have at Black Trout Lake!! Nathan
told us about how they ended up riding in Wawa one year because there was no
snow south of us. When they got on the Wawa trails - they were blown
away! When he got back home, he was on the internet looking for a place to
buy!
More snow in the forecast! Can we bury the Coors Light?
Oh man! Check out this awesome
haircut!!! 
A sledder asked me to draw a picture for
the Poor Fellows that were staying at the Super 8 in North Bay. They were
told to park in a lot across the street from the Hotel. When they returned
from their day of riding, ALL the vehicles were towed! They each had to pay $140
cash to get them out. The sledders felt the Manager did not own up to his
responsibilities.
John came up with this idea - lol!
(I lost the big picture of this. The guy is saying "The Hotel
Business isn't that great, but this towing business is kicking ass!)
LOL!
I read the FUNNIEST OFSC
comment on a Snowmobile Forum today. There was a complaint about grooming (North Bay area) and someone wrote
"Remember this, the OFSC is under NO obligation to provide groomed trails to it's members.
It is simply a bonus, not a requirement!"
Hey Gord! Wouldn't life be easier if
you weren't required to run those groomers? If Sledders thought of a groomed
trail as a bonus??
I started thinking about the OFSC going
into the Restaurant business.....

Yep - the "OFSC Cafe"
It's expensive, but if the food sucks you'd better not complain because the Cook
is a Volunteer. And if you think you can do better...... GET IN THE
KITCHEN AND HELP!
Here's a scene from the "OFSC Motel"

Feb 10th - All
the loops are opened. All the trails are groomed. I'll post if anything
changes.
This is my rendition of posting about "Trail Reports" now. lol!

Wow! Tons of drifting and blowing
snow. Where's my sidewalk?

Sheeesh! The Snow keeps
coming! We keep digging ourselves out!

Jan 29th -
It's snowing again! 
Hey! Check this out! My
brother Rob found a CHURCH
for John!!!
The XXX is showing again. Sheesh!
A nice pic of Sasquatch,
Everyone that knows
us, knows that we are not big sledders. We are GAMBLERS! We love to
drive all over the Continent and hit the Casinos! We started collecting
$5.00 chips from the Casinos years ago and have a large Casino
Chip Collection.
Jan 26th -
Time for a ride!
Gorgeous Day!

Sweeeeeeeeeet
The XXX is officially buried!!!
We are getting SO MUCH snow, and now the
Groomed Trail out front is GONE!
We are getting DUMPED on!! Mike went
through the parking lot with the groomer yesterday. I was going to take a
pic of the groomed trail. Looks funny because we haven't plowed out front
since December! Mainly because we can't get the #$%*& plow on the
truck! lol! We'll try again today....................
Volunteers Greg
& his daughter Rosemary, worked hard on the rugged part of Trail 7!
Mike has lots of pics of "The Trail From Hell" on OTC!
More snow last night!!
Remember Sledders, When in Wawa, a must
Photo Opportunity is Sandy Beach!! Line up your sleds on this plowed
parking lot beside the road and what a background!!!

Wow! A beautiful day! Mike posted more
Grooming pics on OTC!!
We had a GREAT time
in Dubreuilville! We met up with Crazy B & Chris. They
introduced us to Kim (Lady K) and Jeff - they are moderators for snowmobileworld.com
& avid Sledders. We met the owners of the Heritage Inn, Khan and
Sandy, for the first time!

Dubreuilville is the Friendliest
town!! You know it when the Mayor / President of the Snowmobile Club, Big
Reg, made a point of stopping in to meet us!!!
Here's Crazy B, Reg & Chris,
Oh my! He's popular with the ladies!!
Here's Mark from JM Marine.
He's taken over the old Guays Shop!!
The gang was sorry that they didn't get to meet the Groomer Guy - he was out
Grooming Trail 7. They met up with a groomer on the F trail earlier in the
day and asked if the driver was The Groomer Guy. He said "No.
I'm the Other Guy". lol!!
January 20th
- more snow last night!!!
The Wawa and Dubre trails will be AWESOME now!!
Hee hee! I love this Cartoon!

For Wawa & Dube trail
maps, Weather Forecasts and Trail Reports for all of Northern Ontario, please use
the "Weather Road & Trail Conditions"
link.
Jan 18th -
Wawa Lake looks GORGEOUS!
Jan 18th - We
buried the Canadian ........ AGAIN! Might have to put the plow on the truck
today. We took it off December 23rd!

It's snoooooooooowwwwwwiiiinnng The Magpie is now Staked thanks to the
Dubreuilville club! Ernie (from Ernie's in Missinabie) is going to Stake
Dog Lake. Mike has some fabulous pics of Grooming Trail 3 and 7 on
Jan 15th, on OTC - club Ontario
North
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Last year at this time - just the 4th case was showing!! |
| In 2004 we were working on covering the
XXX at this time. In 2003 we didn't even have the Blue buried!
If people remember, were were selling "Wheel Kits" to the
sledders that year! lmao!! (Too bad I lost those years of
website pages) |

Sheesh - it's still
melting!
Getting back to where we were Dec 30th.
I took a walk to Black
Trout Lake.
When I got back, I had missed Greg's return. Don't
know how far he got on Trail 7. Trail 3 and 7 are
still considered closed.
Sheeeesh! It's WARM out there! The snow is dropping again. We are
very fortunate to have opened trails in our area! But ride with
caution. We are still in Early Riding Conditions!
Check out this Beautiful Albino Deer
Fawn!!

Jan 3, 06
Here's some pic of the trail out back. It hasn't seen a groomer yet - the
ice bridges have not been made. Sledders have ridden the trail, but I'm
sure there are a LOT of water crossings. I wouldn't recommend riding the
trails until we get more snow.
It's SNOWING!! In our 22 years
together, this is the first New Years Eve that we don't have to WORK!! Whooo
Hooooo! It's Party Time!
Dec 30th -
Wow! It's COLD out there!!
Dec 29th - No
change out there, but check out the forecast! It's going down to -17 C / 1
F. Just what is needed to freeze up the lakes
and swamps!!
Dec 28th Lake and
trail pics - all you can do is wait for SNOW &
cold! The Wawa Sno Riders can't work miracles. (They do try their hardest
though!)
Wawa Lake -
Eeeeeek
Black Trout Lake - Sledders did cross it before the Thaw It's not
safe now. |
Magpie Reservoir - no signs of sleds on this side of the Dam |
Trail 7 along Steephill Dam Road. There isn't NEAR enough snow to
send a groomer through this rugged terrain. |
Dec 28th - We
are losing snow!
Dec 27 - The
weather has been mild, the snow has been melting a bit. We need cold and
more snow to get the trails opened.

LOL Hutch! Good One! -
NEWFOUNDLAND 911
"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. How may I help you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's hiding drugs
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted
open every piece of wood, but found no drugs. They swore at Mike, he swore
at
them, and then they left.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, buddy."
No change in snow depth, but there's
snow in the forecast. The Groomers have been out packing, but need
more snow to attempt packing the rugged trails.
Big Yikes on Wawa Lake.....
it's not safe at all. The Groomer Guy said that he heard they raised
the water level on the Magpie Reservoir and the ice is pulling away from
the shore. Please do not ride the lakes!!!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling
water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using
the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape
Nov 30th a
sprinkling of snow.
lol Mom! Thanks for
the joke of the day!
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LIVING WILL
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to
her:
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state
dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the
plug."
His wife gets up and unplugs the TV. |
A funny one from my
brother Rob. Another
"Not My Job" Award Winner.
Nov 24th - Wow!
Check out our Water Falls! Reminds me of the Minerva Terraces in Yellowstone!


Past years -
the coolest Fridge Magnet
Ever!!!

The sleds are out of the barn and the plow is on the truck!

lmao! Indian
Yoga VS Irish Yoga!

Bonfire and Beerz....... nothin
better! 
Nov 8 -
it's melting...
Marty and Gundi sent me
this pumpkin. Too funny!
Nov 6th -
Snow Snow Snow! The
Highway is closed!
November 4th - It's
snowing! Got the Canadian Snow Gauge all set up!
Let's bury the Blue! (Oh oh - and lets put away the lawn furniture!)
Sledders with a sharp eye will notice that the XXX had to share it's spot with a
12 of Red Maple. Now that the Restaurant is closed, I didn't have 2 XXX's
for the snow cam. And you can be more than certain that John and I aren't
going to buy that stuff. Haha.
November 1st - We
are now CLOSED
Mo turning off the Motel Sign for the first time
in 6 years. |
John and Michaela having some Shut-Down drinks |
Oct 26th - Snow
Cam Photos
Black Trout Lake |
Magpie Reservoir |
Whoo Hooo! A new boat launch on the Magpie
Reservoir! |
Magpie River / Badlands |
Oct 22nd - I
love this Poker Joke! I had to share it with you!
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, John
upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Sue followed
and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by Sue's boldness, John courageously admitted that, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a second or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that
since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house at 2 p.m. the following Friday.
When Friday came around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! |
October 12th - I
took a walk to our Waterfalls this Morning

October 9th
- Ken Reece
was out in
Washington & Oregon - taking unbelievable
pictures again! Check them out!
OUCH! Marilyne sent me these pics of
John's brother, Ian - a few beers and a MEGA Nail Gun, just don't mix!!
Remember Folks -
"Don't Drink and Build" lol!
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?".
She replies "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says, "Wow! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party? The one that I had sex with on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with a celery stalk?"
She frowned and said, "No, I'm your son's Math teacher." |
September
13th.
John took this pic of me at Sandy Beach today. Water is still warm!
Much warmer than it was in July!
September 7 -
Mike Abbott sent me a picture of his Piggy Bank after he bought gas today.
lol!
Hey! Someone wrote a poem about Scott the Snow Freak!
THE "SNOW FREAK" CREATURE
There's a new type of creature emerging on earth,
I'll describe him to you for whatever it's worth;
He ventures straight northward... that's what I'm told;
He rejoices in weather that's terribly cold.
He leaves the warm fireside, the green grass and trees;
Climbs on a Polaris with 800cc's
The machine comes to life, he is ready to go,
But he can't... he's in Ohio... there is no sign of snow;
For the past eight months he's been wearing a suit,
That is covered in zippers from parka to boot;
Gloves...a helmet...a mask on his head,
"My God," say the ladies, "must you wear that to bed?"
Then it finally happens, the ground has turned white,
He's on his machine and he roars out of sight;
On the lake he'll crouch down, on a corner he'll lean,
And they tell me his blood is now pure gasoline;
He looks like he's praying as onward he flies,
Is it monster or man? All we see are his eyes;
By day he climbs mountains when it's twenty below,
By night he's intoxicated...thanks to John & Mo;
By what demon possessed is the new breed of man?
Who finds joy in a snowstorm like no human can?
But what happens in summer when snows are not there?
Is he out on the porch in an old rocking chair?
No... He's inside the house for the whole world to see,
Sitting there on his snowmobile, yelling Whooooopie !!!
August
26th - Loads of Fishermen at
the Magpie! 
August
23rd - Hey Look! John's latest project! He got rid of the Eye
Sore of a back deck!!!
Tah Dah!! Now to order truck loads of fill........
Aug 22nd - Marty
Sloan sent me this - The
New German Pope added some changes to Mass (I think I might start going to
church! lol!)
August 19th - I
thought this was hilarious! New words needed in the dictionary ~ Knack-nicker : that is a person who takes all the teabags and sugar packages and complimentary shampoo etc from hotel rooms. Two synonyms were
Artful lodger and
Kleptomariott.
lol!
August 11th - Spectacular
Driftwood Beach 7 PM. I had the beach to myself! This beach is great
to swim in - It drops off so fast you can practically dive off the shore.

August 7th - Got
away from the Ball and Chain and went for a swim at 6 PM today. Had the
beach to myself! World Class Swimming at Sandy Beach! 
Ken Reece was out in Alberta - taking awesome
pictures again! Check them out! LOL!
Spaceman sent me this Quote of the Day - too funny, and just a bit too
true! lmao! "Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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