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Living the life of Bonfires and Beer (till the weather holds out!)

Jack - My Pop-In-Law

Here we are enjoying Champagne on our first day off in 200 days! CHEERS!

October 31, 2009

We are Closed for the Season! John and I were able to go to Indian Beach. Too bad it's too cold for swimming........... Darn!

Indain Beach Oct 31

Gord Jones sent a funny one - "Why Pumpkins shouldn't Drink"

We hired our FIRST Front Desk Employee! Our decision based solely on looks, not experience! We must admit he's cuter than the 2 saps that have been checking everyone in for the past 9 years.

Tom Van Ek just sent a few pics from their past ATV Weekend! I put them on the ATV Cam

October 6

Mom took some nice pics at Hiawatha

Oh, I bet anyone that works in an office would like to have one of these!!

Here's some cool pics of Eric and Lynne from Sept 5th - they did the "Superior Circle Tour" on their bikes.

Mom sent some nice pics from Island Lake (North of Sault Ste Marie)

Sept 25th - Mom took some nice pics just north of Sault Ste Marie, at the Old Mill Road.

 

 

Photo taken September 5th!! Still tons of picking in the Badlands!

Ken Reece brought me my Framed Fox print that I had to order! The photo is at the Front Desk, but will be put in my livingroom after this season. I just have to share him with the guests this year!

His little cute face just makes you smile! Check out more of Ken's Amazing Photography on his site.

John's Dad hated the Retirement home, so we were happy to give him the 2 Bedroom house on the property. He's really fixing up the deck!

Jack - all smiles!

Hedgie is so brave, he knows his names and we can hand feed him.

 

Polly was giving his kisses, or maybe just tasting him? lol

Les, Craig, Dee, Gordo and Don had a fun time at the Hawk Junction Reunion!

 

Here's a good sign from BC. Thanks for sending it Gordo!!

A nice picture of a Pelican at the mouth of the Michipicoten River!

Spaceman send me these pictures of this newborn moose! Look how cute!

 

Our Pet Groundhog, Hedgie, is back!

Shirley and Ed, the owners of the Mohawk Motel in Massey, stopped in for a visit. I had to take them to the Falls. It was a cold and misty day, but the falls were still beautiful.

Mo & Heinz

Lee and the gang are heading out May 10th!

Oh my! Rob sent me this one - titled "Cute". lol! Yes, that's a can of paint in the middle of the floor!

May 5th - Kevin and the gang are having a blast!

 

Look! Moose Tracks too!

Hilarious! Roberta sent me these - How's mi Engrish?

It does sound better than Canned Water

Not nice! Some of my best friends are liquor heads

Have to use the Sled to get around the property April 16th? Crazy!!

Marty sent me this - Real Life Garfield! lol!

This drift will reach the roof by tomorrow.

It's an absolute BLIZZARD out there now. The highway is closed from the Soo to White River.

Snowfall warning in effect. Lots of blowing snow and drifting. For the next 2 days? Eeeeeeeek

OK, I won't complain about the snow. lol!

Wow! Look at the difference in one week!

 

 

April 1st - Mother Nature is playing a great April Fools joke on us! Highway 17 to the Soo is closed because of the Snow Storm.

HIGH winds and drifting snow. All the paths are drifted in. The snow didn't settle on the Snow Gauge though. (It melted about 6 inches in yesterday's warmth)

End of March and warm temps in sight! Yahooooooo!!

Donna sent me these pictures. A fellow in Anchorage has been feeding bears in his yard for 25 years and says they are his friends!

OK...... I Will NOT complain about the snow! Check out the pics from Yesterday's Snow Storm in Newfoundland!

lol!! Scott Muhlenkamp sent a nice Wawa poem!!


It's winter in Wawa
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Wawa
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Wawa
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!

Helen, my friend from Regina sent me this one.... hee hee...

Why do women have 2 hands?

 

Why do Men have 2 hands?

 

lol! Some things never change!

March 7 - Hot tubbin and beer drinkin with Kami, Bryan and Jerry!

Ken Reece took some AMAZING photos.... again! I'm ordering the 1st Fox Print! He's the cutest Fox I've seen........ He looks like he just came from the Groomers. lol!

Doesn't he just make you smile? I want him (or her) in my livingroom! (The uncropped version is even nicer)

Check out Ken Reece's Photo Album for more amazing photos.

Here's a joke from Steve..... I love it!

A man robs a bank and takes several hostages.
He asks the first hostage, "Did you see me rob the bank?".
The hostage answers, "Yes".
The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head.
Then he asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank.
The hostage answers, "No, but my wife did".

Liz from Hillman MI sent this picture - "Snorkeling in Canada" Ohhhh... it looks cold! lol!

Rafal sent some more good ones. If I had kids, this is what they'd be wearing. lmao

Wow! My brother Rob sent some AWESOME Eagle photos!

Steve Miller, Columbus OH, sent a nice pic taken at Halfway Haven.

Feb 27th It's sooooo cold!!

Wayne sent me some good ones "Why Seniors Rock". Here's my fav....

 

Gorgeous night for a Full Lunar Eclipse! Here's the moon rising over our mountain...

Pat Springate & his pals

Rafal from the Parkway sent me a ton of the cutest pet pictures. Here's a favourite...

Hah! Good one Rob! A Redneck Tank Top

No Change in snow, but Bryan Pelant send some cool pics of an Albino Moose seen in Montney Coolie B.C

 

Billy - our only crazy cat that goes out in this cold

Deb sent this picture - too funny!!

February 8th - the groomer opened our trail!

Kathrerine Cove - photographed from the moving truck.

Shirley Bumgardner took this great photo of a black moose last summer. I don't see a Wildlife section in the rules though. But isn't he a beaut?

here's a funny one that Marty sent..

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Here's a cute one sent by Barb ~

(As answered by elementary school students)

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10

What is the Right Age To Get Married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6

How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.

- Ricky, age 10

 

Gorgeous picture of the Moon that my Cousin Mike Gauthier captured! This is taken from his office building in Yellowknife - looking towards Slave Lake. Awesome!

It's not just all fun and games for us in the winter. We spend endless hours renovating and cleaning. Washing pillows takes 2 months! lol! I got bored of the same white walls and now we have colour in the rooms! 1/2 are done!

 

Snow snow snow...

Good one Rob! Wheeeeee

Michelle sent me another Children's toy recall from China

Wawa Lake looks gorgeous!

One afternoon, two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking
and sucking back a few beers. After a while the first fellow says to the
second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love
to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a
baby, would that make us kin?"

The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make
us even."

Lookin gooooood

He Lots of snow coming down!

Check out the little Bear Cub that tried making our back room his home last summer. Little Barkley.

OK , now I can see doing this to hold a Beer, but a Pop? Seriously?

Hey!  Look!  SNOW!  

Jan 9th -  

 

    Jan 5

Jan 5th -

The Wawa Goose in Naples Florida?  A monument for the Snowbirds?  Gotta like that!!  Sister Cities with Naples.......  Count me in!!!  Read the Article

Jan 1st -

 Dec 30 - lots of snow!!  

Dec 29...  We finally buried the 2nd case again!!

We wish you all a Merry Christmas! 

  John and Mo

Dec 23rd - The December Meltdown is here

 Dec 21 -

Dec 16th -

Oh you just gotta LOVE George Carlin!!  Here's his new rules, and everyone should abide by them

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chilli. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavoured water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavoured water is called a soft drink. You want flavoured water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt That's your flavoured water.

New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the ass hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that? '

Dec 12 - The snow is settling (not melting) - the 2nd case is starting to show.  But tons more snow in the forecast.

Check out our cute little Marten!

December 7 -

 

December 2nd

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh  Love Poems.....  


WOMEN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, 

I pray for a man, who's not a creep, 

One who's handsome, smart and strong. 

One who loves to listen long, 

One who thinks before he speaks, 

One who'll call, not wait for weeks. 

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, 

Massages my back and begs to do more. 

I pray that this man will love me to no end, 

And always be my very best friend. 


MAN'S LOVE POEM 

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with 

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, 

and loves to send me fishing and hunting.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Nov 29 - BOOM!!  Now we are talking Serious Snow for November! 

November 26

Here's a great picture taken in the Restaurant last summer.  Eric Peterson (Oscar from the show "Corner Gas") and Joanne

 

November 24, 2007 Wow!  We already buried the Blue!!! 

 
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